What can Princess Keith do for you?

  • Creepy Easter bunny appearances

  • Rounding Shit Up

  • Ron Swanson Impressions

  • Giant fishbowl procurement

  • Home made bacon wrapped meat logs

  • Beer Igloo rentals

  • Answer obscure questions with questionable facts

  • Nerf Apocalypse Prepping

  • Media Procurement

  • Move all The Things

  • Prius Hitch Installation

  • Doge Identification

  • 3D Printing

  • Cicerone/Sommelier Services

  • Disney Karaoke

  • Tool/Truck rental

  • AND SO MUCH MORE…

CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

5 out of 5! Would poop here again

—Old Root

Keithflix is like Netflix, except it actually has all the content you want and the customer service is better

—Too Spicy

Keith’s meat log gave me an erection that lasted more than 4 hours

—Vanity muscles

Keith’s services are so American, he’ll make you want to karaoke ‘Party in the USA’ in a star spangled thong

—M Cyrus

4.5 stars! He knows more than me

—Home Depot employee

5 out of 5! Best bacon around

—Colleen

Best investment advice ever!!

—The Jeffrey